Soil in Tibet

There is one thing that bothered me in the description of the Goji juice bottle. The phrase “nutrient and rich Tibetan soil”. I’ve been there, it’s stones! Sure there are seasonal peach trees lower in the area but I would not go as far as “rich soil”.

Giving away free “Thank You For Your Sex” shirts

Starting next week and each following week indefinitely, I will randomly select a person from my mailing list and send him or her a promo copy of this CD (this edition is not for sale period, meaning you won’t be able to find it unless you get one from me or my team).

…and one of my “Thank You For Your Sex” (TM) t-shirts. Here are some images.

The airport

UPD: This is particularly disturbing in the light of the mandatory $15 fee United is going to charge for a check-in bag (#1, and more for #2, #3 and so on).

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I am sitting at LaGuardia Airport waiting for my flight and wondering. Since when did America start operating under a near military regime?

Me, a consumer. A blonde girl in Gucci sun glasses. A fashion-conscious Eastern European who would readily adopt LA as her sweet home if it weren’t for those clever books that went tastily down my throat in big chunks, when I was a gullible teenager, back in the USSR. Those French existentialist bastards. A single breath of theirs (hell, just sleeping next to one of their books) can kill the-most-squarest blonde potential. But not mine, thank you very much. I wish to remain simple. 

And being that, I hate it when uniformed men rummage through my girly stuff