Today several important things happened: 

1) I embraced the hipsters. I just saw one with hunger for love and fear of rejection in his eyes, and my heart melted. They are just like me!

(That poster with Nick Cave in my kitchen helped, but it was mainly that one guy who was dressed like a hipster but didn’t act like a total asshole).

2) I think I have the queen of all misreadings. I misread the giant letters on the building that I was walking by as “ALL ARTS ARE ON E”. I even spent several seconds thinking about what they could have meant by that and how an abstract thing can be on anything, but as I continued walking, I saw “…BRANCH OF ONE TREE”. Boring. 

3) I learnt my new favorite joke on the WFMU show where I was kindly invited as a guest a bit earlier today. Yes it was that rapist joke. 

4)  Now food