Newsletter word for word – ciao, running away

1) Yours truly is featured on the home page of Reverb Nation *puffing my cheeks up as if they need to be any puffier*

2) She is also performing at UCB Theater tonight at 6 p.m. as a guest of WFMU’s Seven Second Delay with Ken and Andy. If you can’t attend you can listen in online. 

3) She almost locked herself in her apartment today by accidentally unscrewing (don’t ask) a part of the door lock that is absolutely necessary for the door to be opened. She  starting evoking a knight in shining armor throwing a rope ladder into her window to get in and rescue her, but on a later thought, she quietly screwed this thing back in and opened the door. As usual, too much thinking screwed things up, the pun is absolutely intended. The knight would have been more fun. 

4) She definitely spends way too much time on Facebook, as you can tell by the way she talks about herself in the third person. 

 

HUGZ

L

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